Philosophical Smart Aleck
Found a good chuckle buried inside “History of Western Philosophy” this weekend.
The Jewish pattern of history, past and future, is such as to make a powerful appeal to the oppressed and unfortunate at all times. Saint Augustine adapted this pattern to Christianity, Marx to Socialism. To understand Marx psychologically, one should use the following dictionary:
- Yahweh = Dialectical Materialism
- The Messiah = Marx
- The Elect = The Proletariat
- The Church = The Communist Party
- The Second Coming = The Revolution
- Hell = The Punishment of the Capitalists
- The Millennium = The Communist Commonwealth
Oh Bertrand Russell, I don’t always agree with you, but you are good for the lols, homey.
Tags: Humor, philosophy
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